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Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 640 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Locked Medal Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Locked Medal Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Locked Medal Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/225 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
Locked Medal Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication Unlocked 5/7/09
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
Locked Medal SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Locked Medal Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Locked Medal Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Locked Medal Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Locked Medal Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Locked Medal Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Locked Medal Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Locked Medal Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Locked Medal What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Locked Medal Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

In Utero

Locked Medal Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
Locked Medal Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Locked Medal Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Pico Blast

Gretel Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Locked Medal Nine-tacle 10 Points Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Locked Medal UFOh Noes! 10 Points Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Locked Medal Brain-muffin 25 Points Defeat Hansel's brain.
Locked Medal Magma-nimous 25 Points Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Locked Medal To Safety 25 Points Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)

Pico's School

Locked Medal Save the Day 100 Points Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
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Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 3/11/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Locked Medal Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Locked Medal ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Locked Medal Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Locked Medal BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Locked Medal Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Locked Medal Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Locked Medal Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Locked Medal Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
Locked Medal King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Locked Medal Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Locked Medal Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Locked Medal Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 4/26/09
10 Points Defeat 5 enemies.
Locked Medal Sound of Music 10 Points Collect 1 sound track.
Locked Medal Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Locked Medal Halfway There 25 Points Complete half of the game.
Locked Medal Killer 30 25 Points Defeat 30 enemies.
Locked Medal Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Locked Medal Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points Watch all cinematics.
Locked Medal Long Live The King 50 Points Complete the game.
Locked Medal Slayer 80 50 Points Defeat 80 enemies.
Locked Medal Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Locked Medal Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Locked Medal Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
Locked Medal 2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Locked Medal Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Locked Medal Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
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Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)